I Am Ashamed… Not Really.
I was given an early Christmas present by my Dad this morning in the form of an old family video. It was footage of a “talent show” in which all of the kids showed off their “skills.” It wasn’t anything out of the ordinary until I happened upon footage of Shanna and Deanna in their seriously southern hockey hair. I knew then that my duty as a brother was to post it on the web for all to see. I shall speak no more of the video, it will speak for itself, just click on the photo.
I now leave you with some of my favorite mullet nicknames:
1. The Kentucky Waterfall
2. The Missouri Compromise
3. The achey-breaky-bad-mistakey
4. The Mississippi Mudflap
5. The Tennessee Top Hat
6. The Yep Nope
7. The Camaro Cut
8. The Redneck Passport
9. The Beaver Paddle
10. The Sho-lo (as in short-long)
And of course we all know the mullet as business in the front, party in the back.
By the way Hillary, if I get my hands on your mullet photo (you know the one) it’s as good as posted.





I am laughing so hard I am crying here! You are so funny!
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:29 pmRyan, thanks for the trip to the floor and the tears streaming down my face! Good to see Shanna and Deanna how they really are. TEE HEE!
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:02 pmOkay….this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Shanna’s blog….first of all….LOVE the almond roca canisters on top of the fridge…and that is a mighty clean house for the 80’s…I am sure you mother had those mullets working all day long. second of all…”who has that horn”…hee hee *funny*. Third…Shanna is the only one with Rythmn & Boobs! Too cute! Love that you posted this!
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:30 pmWatched it again…just as funny the second time around….Napoleon Dynamite has nothing on these girls….Ryan…my only wish is that I had watched this a day earlier…I so would’ve paid the DJ last night to play “what a feelin” for Shanna! hee hee
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:47 pmStill laughing OUT LOUD!
That was freakin’ hilarious! You all serilously sucked! SO FUNNY!!
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:02 pmi had a feelin’ when i was watchin’ that–a feeling to chuck my guts out!! ha ha
ryan–i bow to you as coolest whiz with the computer skills ever!
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:34 amSo stinking hysterical! I am sure we will have to at least sing the song to Shanna next time we see her!
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:59 amAre you happy with the traffic you are getting now freak? You are soooooooooooo going to regret this. :)
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:24 amMy gosh this is hysterical.. Great Entertainment for the blog.. Traffic is flowing great hahahhahaha
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:57 pmThe mullet nicknames are priceless! This was all just too freakin’ funny and I don’t even know any of these people!
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:41 pmwow…..Deanna is really coordinated. I’m pretty sure that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. thanks for the laugh. oh yeah, I burned that picture of me with the mullet……SUCKA!
April 24th, 2007 at 9:56 pmThis is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Youtube worthy! It looked as if Deanna had the routine down the best. haha
April 28th, 2007 at 6:46 pmThank you so much for sharing this!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks!
May 6th, 2007 at 4:52 am