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  • April 22nd, 2007
    I Am Ashamed… Not Really.

    MulletfestI was given an early Christmas present by my Dad this morning in the form of an old family video. It was footage of a “talent show” in which all of the kids showed off their “skills.” It wasn’t anything out of the ordinary until I happened upon footage of Shanna and Deanna in their seriously southern hockey hair. I knew then that my duty as a brother was to post it on the web for all to see. I shall speak no more of the video, it will speak for itself, just click on the photo.

    I now leave you with some of my favorite mullet nicknames:

    1. The Kentucky Waterfall
    2. The Missouri Compromise
    3. The achey-breaky-bad-mistakey
    4. The Mississippi Mudflap
    5. The Tennessee Top Hat
    6. The Yep Nope
    7. The Camaro Cut
    8. The Redneck Passport
    9. The Beaver Paddle
    10. The Sho-lo (as in short-long)

    And of course we all know the mullet as business in the front, party in the back.

    By the way Hillary, if I get my hands on your mullet photo (you know the one) it’s as good as posted.



    13 Responses to “I Am Ashamed… Not Really.”

    1. Deanna Payne Says:

      I am laughing so hard I am crying here! You are so funny!

    2. Ashley Harris Says:

      Ryan, thanks for the trip to the floor and the tears streaming down my face! Good to see Shanna and Deanna how they really are. TEE HEE!

    3. Peggy Says:

      Okay….this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Shanna’s blog….first of all….LOVE the almond roca canisters on top of the fridge…and that is a mighty clean house for the 80’s…I am sure you mother had those mullets working all day long. second of all…”who has that horn”…hee hee *funny*. Third…Shanna is the only one with Rythmn & Boobs! Too cute! Love that you posted this!

    4. Peggy Says:

      Watched it again…just as funny the second time around….Napoleon Dynamite has nothing on these girls….Ryan…my only wish is that I had watched this a day earlier…I so would’ve paid the DJ last night to play “what a feelin” for Shanna! hee hee
      Still laughing OUT LOUD!

    5. Amie Says:

      That was freakin’ hilarious! You all serilously sucked! SO FUNNY!!

    6. lisa Says:

      i had a feelin’ when i was watchin’ that–a feeling to chuck my guts out!! ha ha

      ryan–i bow to you as coolest whiz with the computer skills ever!

    7. Melissa Says:

      So stinking hysterical! I am sure we will have to at least sing the song to Shanna next time we see her!

    8. Shanna Says:

      Are you happy with the traffic you are getting now freak? You are soooooooooooo going to regret this. :)

    9. liz schaefer Says:

      My gosh this is hysterical.. Great Entertainment for the blog.. Traffic is flowing great hahahhahaha

    10. Paola Says:

      The mullet nicknames are priceless! This was all just too freakin’ funny and I don’t even know any of these people!

    11. Hillary Says:

      wow…..Deanna is really coordinated. I’m pretty sure that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. thanks for the laugh. oh yeah, I burned that picture of me with the mullet……SUCKA!

    12. Nancy Says:

      This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Youtube worthy! It looked as if Deanna had the routine down the best. haha

    13. Jenny Says:

      Thank you so much for sharing this!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks!

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